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Ucks

An Uck is a rare golden clad female with dyed blonde hair that can be found in the nightclub. This towering specimen of empowerment will push everyone out of the way on the way to her goal (usually the bar). An Uck will never make eye contact, only ever looking forward and head tilted slightly up to display her dominance. Being in the vicinity of an Uck may lead to you being elbowed, pushed and abused. Take care in approaching an Uck as she will scoff if you tell her to watch where shes going, usually making the trademark "ugh" or "UCK" noise as a defense mechanism, usually followed by "I have a boyfriend" or another generic dismissal of another human being's regard. In recent years it is not only blonde haired women that have been associated with this, as their extroverted behaviour has lead to many others adopting the identity.

Gerry: Fuck me man, was minding my own business when an Uck pushed me into a group of lads on her way to the bar, nearly got started on !
Adam:Did she even stop to apologise or gently move you out the way?
Gerry: Nawh man she slammed me outta the way!

Adam: What an Uck!
Gerry: She was fit tho, i'd bang her ;) Ucks model fit empowered tall woman high heels pull up bra bitch drunk nightclub crazy rude

by cynicalbastard101 April 17, 2016