my coworker, who incessantly gabs on and on forever about herself and the minutae of her day as if the world was about to collapse. Shut the f--- up! Nobody cares. Nobody wants to hear you talk about yourself all day and make mountains out of molehills. it's NOT that big a deal, we DON'T want to hear about it, DEAL with it, SUCK it up, SHUT UP and MOVE ON.
She turns every little occurrence dealing with herself into an hourlong story and has to tell it over and over again to everyone around as if it's the most important news of the day. She is such a drama queen.