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What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to
swear
on the
internet
might yell at their
parents
/friends
Parent
: No, your bed
time
is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to
cum
im NOT GOING TO BED
i swear to cum
by
cum #727
December 9, 2022
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