Definitions by crockster
troglobyte
The pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. Known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.
Max: Dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.
troglobyte by crockster October 24, 2014