Definitions by crazydickeatingvagina O_o

schmeglemelch 

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

schmeglemelch by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009