crappy Chris's definitions

Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.

"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010