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Poopy Dunker

(Noun) someone who has performed a poopy dunker
(Verb) the act of defecating into ones own hand and proceeding to throw the feces into a toilet in a way that resembles dunking a basketball

Idk if i wanna hang out with that guy any more, last time he pulled a poopy dunker in my toilet

by cracker jack me off June 16, 2020

Buttered

Upset; butt hurt

Bro #1: dude I can’t believe u fiended my last pod bro
Bro#2: u dont gotta be so buttered about it bro ill get u a new one

by cracker jack me off January 29, 2020

fruit burn

When you take a fat hit of fruit and you get a burning sensation in your throat and the need to cough

"Is he dead?"
" No he's just laying down cause he got fruit burn"

by cracker jack me off November 14, 2018