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crack hagerman's definitions
breakfastjack
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the act
of
masturbating
as soon as one wakes up. often around
breakfast
time.
bill: yo
what'd
u do
this morning
?
scott
: had a breakfastjack then went to work
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crack hagerman
December 26, 2010
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