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a cynic is
someone
that understands
people
only give a shit about things they
benefit
from. life is all about self-preservation and nothing else.
if i
like
someone
, it's because they increase my chance of survival.
if
someone
likes me, it's because i increase their chance of survival.
cynic
cynic
by
coujlia
March 20, 2009
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