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Howmowsaxual
Boy: Ma, why does Pa come home every night at 2:00am smellin' of another man's feces?
Mother: Son, your Pa is a Howmowsaxual.
Mother: Son, your Pa is a Howmowsaxual.
Howmowsaxual by coolest man on earth July 25, 2011