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Cameron Diaz

one fine ass bitch. really, that bitche's ass is FINE. okay face and tits, but you aren't gunna notice those because her ass is THAT fucking awesome to look at. any human being should want to fuck the shit out of that girl, and if they don't, hey haven't seen the posters for charlies angels 2.

-what's up?
-not much. just banged cameron diaz.
-serious?
-you bet. i pounded her like crazy!
-use a condom?
-naw, those feel weird
-can i suck your dick?
-ain't that a little...gay?
-naw man, i just wanna taste her pussy
-oh, cool

by cool andy January 2, 2007