confucious's definitions

suicide

1) The act of killing yourself, it can involve pills, hangings, firearms or anything else that is potentially 'dangerous'

2) What you'll hear if you fire at your feet with a rocket launcher on halo.

3) A very annoying hip-hop song.

1) Billy hated life, so he took a shotgun and blew his brains out.

2) SUICIDE!

3) I'm su-i-cidal, su-i-cidal su-i-cidal for you.

by Confucious September 7, 2007

rerub

Masturbating at least twice successfully in short succession

Person 1: Hey, why were you late?
Person 2: I just did a rerub, best feeling ever...!

by confucious November 27, 2012