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el depresso. cows are very depressed over nothing. they sit at tables with there boyfriend (one of many) and pretend to cry with them. they do very weird sexual things to girls and make them feel arkward yet claim theyre straight. they sleep around and then say they didnt consent. they sink very low and need to grow up before it all back fires on them. they need to learn that lieing consistantly gets you no where and they always get found out in the end. they make strange noises like 'mooo' alot. they also like to make claims of harrasment and verbal abuse against others when infact it was them who 'harrased and verbally abused' someone. basically, theyre completely screwed up and have no life.
person 1: hey did you see that vanessa girl the other day?
person 2: yea, what a cow!
by coastguard man May 16, 2009
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