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donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005