Definitions by chuck master funk

dumb as fuck 

One of the only grammatical instances where the word "fuck" cannot be used. "Fuck" can serve as an adjective (your fuckin' stupid), verb (I want to fuck you), or a noun (you are one miserable fuck). However, when used as a noun, "fuck" is not plural by itself, like the words 'shit' or 'moose'. Fuck can only be plural when an 's' is attached (fucks). People still use it incorrectly though, showing there complete idiocy when they cannot correctly use the most versital word in the English language.

Correct: "You guys are dumb fucks."
Incorrect: "You guys are dumb as fuck."

dumb as fuck by chuck master funk May 5, 2005

porn chowder 

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

porn chowder by chuck master funk April 25, 2005