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spaff patch

The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012
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