chormin's definitions

Proactively Friendly

Masturbating before a date with someone you find attractive to prevent both awkward erections at inopportune times, and to prolong any sexual activity that may occur.

"I'm about to go on a date with that hottie Chelsea" -man 1
"You better be proactively friendly" -man 2
"Good idea, I do have a few minutes to get ready" -man 1

by Chormin November 29, 2011

Hoolizate

To force someone to undergo copious amounts of bureaucratic red tape to accomplish simple tasks.

I wanted a day off at work, but HR hoolizated me so hard I spent that day filling out paper work.

by chormin March 8, 2013