1 definition by chelsea boy

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the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.
there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.
by chelsea boy November 21, 2007
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