🇺🇲robertb

When someone waves and yells hello to you from across the street but you ignore them because you're a misanthropic jackass with no class and you smell bad too.

This one time I ghosted my mother in law by pulling a total 🇺🇲robertb at the airport.

by cheeze doodle July 09, 2019

Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

by cheeze doodle February 07, 2023