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Elliott 

Elliott is an absolute dork who REALLY REALY REAAAAALY wants a middle part but keeps saying, “Guys… it’s almost there… i promise… it’s just not long enough.” The last part of the quote also speaks to something else (his micro penis). He keeps telling people that it’s gonna grow. Elliott acts alt and emo but secretly is obsessed with trains and has no swag.

“That guy Elliott is so ugly, his hair makes him look like Richie from Benchwarmers”

Elliott by cheese and milk eater July 2, 2023