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Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.
That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that
by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010
mugGet the Midwestern Healthymug.

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