Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

pootzka

A pootzka is rural slang for a vagina

I'd like to go to the barn dance Stosh, but my POOTZKA is itchy

by Chappy Poopy Pantz May 31, 2005