1 definition by certy dumper bitches

abbreviation for certified, often used in the phrase "certy dumper", meaning that someone has a fat ass. Like an absolute dump truck. Like that shit is life-changing cus it's so massive. It's too much to grab.
Troy: Damn that girl has a fat ass
Martin: Yeah she got a certy dumper!
by certy dumper bitches February 4, 2022
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