3 definitions by ceiraph

Cottagecore girlfriend and... SECRETARY girlfriend?? Premarital handholding? 😳 Imagine all the afternoon naps possible with her.. I'd cut off my non-existent balls just for that. Finishing on schedule? Never heard of her. Overtime? Absolutely.
Keqing: Ayo where did the flowers on my desk go-
Ganyu: Uhhhhhhhh definitely not in my stomach?
by ceiraph May 9, 2021
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Red-haired beauty that slangs the thickest dong in Mondstadt. The moment you look in his eyes, you'll bust one of the fattest nuts you've had in your life.
Person 1: Diluc is literally so pretty, my cock springs up just looking at him.
Donna: Same, except I don't have a cock.
by ceiraph November 3, 2020
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Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)
Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.
by ceiraph May 9, 2021
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