Definitions by catkicker mcpeeee

lap tap 

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

lap tap by catkicker mcpeeee December 8, 2010

vagenius 

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.

Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!

vagenius by catkicker mcpeeee October 4, 2010

toss the turtle 

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

toss the turtle by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010