lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

by catkicker mcpeeee December 08, 2010

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 03, 2010

vagenius

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.

Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!

by catkicker mcpeeee October 04, 2010