vagenius

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.
Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!
by catkicker mcpeeee October 04, 2010
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toss the turtle

Going to take a shit
Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.
by catkicker mcpeeee June 03, 2010
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lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.
Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!
by catkicker mcpeeee December 08, 2010
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