catkicker mcpeeee's definitions

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

by catkicker mcpeeee December 8, 2010

vagenius

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.

Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!

by catkicker mcpeeee October 4, 2010