Definitions by carwhack

ballsakens 

A type of mammal known as the balsakeneserolthymiarectotyrrapylus,which feeds off lysergic mushrooms called shwreks it is small about 4 to 5 feet tall and has green spotted skin

the ballsakens live in caves in the alps

ballsakens by carwhack November 14, 2014

Abbottsnap 

To relieve your bowel of extremely toxic fecal matter

The other morning I had a particularly smelly abbottsnap .....

Abbottsnap by carwhack May 25, 2014