fat simon

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open
God he is a right fat simon!
by carl sancto February 09, 2008
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tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.
Hey, look at that tractor bastard.
by carl sancto June 17, 2004
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