carl danger's definitions

christian

a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.

clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.

by carl danger April 17, 2015

Punkitude

Punkitude is the brash bravado shown by open carry advocates while they strut around flashing their overpriced, military style guns. Being a bad-ass while hiding your fear behind excessive fire power.

Those crazy bastards at the IHOP with the AR-15's are showing some serious punkitude.

by carl danger August 19, 2015