Definitions by captain testicular cancer

Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

Rhode Island Roast by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Ohio Ostrich Egg 

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

Ohio Ostrich Egg by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009