beer bong

NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.
Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.
by captain phoenix June 27, 2006
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mary jane's last dance

Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:

SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.

the indiana boys' first toke

I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.

Tom's (?) first toke

SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.

he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.

come on

I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.

kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)

that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
by captain phoenix May 04, 2006
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glassschlager

Works on the same premise as Goldschlager. Made by accidentally leaving a jug of wine in the freezer, letting it explode, then scooping the frozen mess into a nalgene and defrosting. The shards of broken glass replace the "Gold" and the jug wine (preferrably Carlo Rassi) replaces the "schlager". May also include blood.
That burning sensation is normal. They call it "Glassschlager".
by captain phoenix May 11, 2006
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