Definitions by captain jerkoff

Rubber Band Sandwich 

What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.

Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.

Rubber Band Sandwich by captain jerkoff August 6, 2010

The Hitler 

When blowing a load on your partner, some of the ejaculate lands on the centre of their top lip, resulting in a hitler-esque cum moustache.

Dude! I gave my girlfriend the hitler this afternoon. I'm still laughing about it!

The Hitler by captain jerkoff April 26, 2010