Definitions by captain cash

Three little pigs 

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

Three little pigs by captain cash November 28, 2009

Chinese egg drop 

When your girl is pulling her eyes sideways like a chinese person, a male puts one of his testicles in her mouth while slapping her in the face with his penis.

dude that asian girl i picked up yesterday totaly orderd a chinese egg drop.

Chinese egg drop by captain cash November 28, 2009