Three little pigs

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

Chinese egg drop

When your girl is pulling her eyes sideways like a chinese person, a male puts one of his testicles in her mouth while slapping her in the face with his penis.

dude that asian girl i picked up yesterday totaly orderd a chinese egg drop.

by captain cash November 28, 2009