ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
by cambronshinn February 12, 2011
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Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry
by cambronshinn November 30, 2010
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Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.
by cambronshinn October 11, 2010
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