Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry
by cambronshinn December 01, 2010
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Sweet 'n Sour Stupefaction

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers
Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.
by cambronshinn February 08, 2010
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Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.
by cambronshinn February 07, 2010
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