cambronshinn's definitions

ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

Assne

Acne that you get on your ass.

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

by cambronshinn January 2, 2012

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010