10 definitions by cambronshinn
When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.
Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?
Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.
Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.
by cambronshinn April 7, 2013
When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
by cambronshinn November 30, 2010
When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
by cambronshinn October 11, 2010