Swagbag

When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.

Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?

Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.

by cambronshinn April 07, 2013

ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

Bonus Chicken

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

by cambronshinn April 30, 2013