Definitions by buttface the 3rd

going for a brown 

leaving the room to empty your bowels

Hey mum, shut the fuck up about the lybian crisis, I'm going for a brown over here!

going for a brown by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

buttwich 

when you get the usual contents of a sandwich, ie. cheese and ham and shove it in your butt cheeks for your best pal or whoever to eat

hey man, put the bread down and shove that egg mayo in my arse crack, we're making a buttwich up in here!

buttwich by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011