buttafingers's definitions

Congreganimals

Groups of individuals who seem to always find a way to congretate in a crowd like a group of unattended animals in front of an area that is supposed to be used an access way for others to pass through, e.g. doorways, stairwells, elevators, etc.

I really can't stand those stupid congreganimals standing there smoking their butts directly in front doorway of the building talking about their ugly spouses, can't they find a better place to discuss their misery!

by buttafingers January 20, 2010

draping

The art of taking a lengthy sheet of toilet paper and draping it along the seam of restroom stall door so that no one can peek in at you.

Can you believe that Steve was draping the stall again while he was taking a dump?

by buttafingers July 13, 2010