1 definition by butt muncher200
A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!
Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008