Definitions by bud time

porkfolio

- Your collection of women you've porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio
- Usually kept in your mind not an actual object

As you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you

porkfolio by Bud Time June 24, 2006

meat garage 

-The redneck white trash word for pussy aka snatch
-A place to park your vehicle (man meat)
-Sometimes the garage is locked and sometimes the garage is wide open

I got all up in that there meat garage.

meat garage by bud time June 13, 2006