Definitions by bud e love

dick neck 

Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the dick.

That blond guy is such a dick neck, saw him popping in the locker room.

dick neck by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

lumpy potato 

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

lumpy potato by Bud E Love May 2, 2003