Definitions by bubba bear 77

hackford 

a penis and ball sack combination where the scrotum hangs lower than the tip of the dick. Can be very upsetting to the female population. Can be even more upsetting if the male has a semi and the balls are still longer.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? You probably have a hackford.

hackford by bubba bear 77 May 30, 2011