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woke mob

if you thought one woke person was bad enough, we present to you: woke mob

Democrat turned Republican: The woke mob defunds the police after a single police killing and bans guns after a single shooting. However, the rise in crime due to a unpoliced and disarmed citizenry seems to be of no concern. Short-term thinking politicians who follow this sort of ideology will destroy this country.

Woke mob: *Goes batshit insane*

by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

Defund the police

Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it

Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me

Person B: You just got defund the police'd

by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022