Definitions by broiestbro
Littolize
To smoke enough weed before playing EAFC (FIFA) that the players on the pitch appear smaller by perception. Professional EAFC championship contenders generally agree that littolization resembles a matrix-like state of mind. In this state, the player becomes one with the game, and gains heightened awareness of player positioning on the field, amongst other benefits.
Brough: "Hey pizzaough, wanna play prough clubs?"
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
Littolize by broiestbro October 31, 2023
lipmeg
A skill move in women's football where an attacking player dribbles, passes, or shoots through an opposing player's legs.
The women's equivalent of performing a nutmeg, where the absence of nuts is substituted with a gash (lips).
The women's equivalent of performing a nutmeg, where the absence of nuts is substituted with a gash (lips).
Did you see Lauren James' goal last night? She totally lipmegged the shit out of a defender!
Those Matildas need to learn to close their legs for a change.
Those Matildas need to learn to close their legs for a change.
lipmeg by broiestbro August 20, 2023