To smoke enough weed before playing EAFC (FIFA) that the players on the pitch appear smaller by perception. Professional EAFC championship contenders generally agree that littolization resembles a matrix-like state of mind. In this state, the player becomes one with the game, and gains heightened awareness of player positioning on the field, amongst other benefits.
Brough: "Hey pizzaough, wanna play prough clubs?"
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
by broiestbro November 01, 2023
A skill move in women's football where an attacking player dribbles, passes, or shoots through an opposing player's legs.
The women's equivalent of performing a nutmeg, where the absence of nuts is substituted with a gash (lips).
The women's equivalent of performing a nutmeg, where the absence of nuts is substituted with a gash (lips).
Did you see Lauren James' goal last night? She totally lipmegged the shit out of a defender!
Those Matildas need to learn to close their legs for a change.
Those Matildas need to learn to close their legs for a change.
by broiestbro August 20, 2023