Definitions by brittney chung

the optometrist 

The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart

"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"

the optometrist by brittney chung October 1, 2014