britt's definitions

pre ass

having sexual relations besides the actual sex itself with a guy/girl

giving/recieving head .. eating out etc.

by Britt December 7, 2003

desking

When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees

Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags

by Britt October 27, 2004

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003

Wisconsin

Hey "Adam", you said, "Wisconsin is a state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois." That may be true, but who has the better college basketball team? That's right bitch, the Fighting Illini blow your Wisconsin ass right out of the St. Croix River. Oh, What now?

Don't take my comment to seriously dude, I personally don't have anything against Wisconsin or its residents. In fact, Wisconsinites are some of the nicest people I've ever met. You guys up there know how to take one day at a time, and that's cool. People in Wisconsin are friendlier than people in Illinois. Though, I'm not so sure you guys are smarter, I thought all men were created equal. Wisconsin Dells rocks! Don't be hatin' Illinois or Chicago. The Illini rock! Oh, and we are better drivers than you guys...ha-ha...

"Chicago rocks, and don't you forget it!"

by Britt August 29, 2006