brenden alley's definitions

shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

by brenden alley November 10, 2005

cockdog

when a women puts an erect penis into a hotdog bun that she has filled with ketchup and mustard, and giving the man a blowjob while eating the bun and conduments from around his aroused penis.

i got a cockdog last nite, it was sweet.

by brenden alley November 8, 2005