cockdog

when a women puts an erect penis into a hotdog bun that she has filled with ketchup and mustard, and giving the man a blowjob while eating the bun and conduments from around his aroused penis.
i got a cockdog last nite, it was sweet.
by brenden alley November 08, 2005
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shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh
WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...
by brenden alley November 10, 2005
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