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NBN Co. 

Internet type in Australia that has been coming "soon" for quite a while in multiple states. It's too hyped up for and will probably turn out to be sweet fuck all.

Dude 1: "Oi cunt, what do u think of NBN Co.?"
Dude 2: "It's been coming soon for a year now."

NBN Co. by brain dead bumass April 13, 2019