sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard
"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"
by brady fitzgerald August 23, 2008
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