Definitions by brady and prez

sloppy carl 

when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.

i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.

sloppy carl by brady and prez June 28, 2006

suck a monkey off 

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

suck a monkey off by brady and prez June 28, 2006