2 definitions by brady and prez

suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

by brady and prez June 23, 2006

sloppy carl

when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.

i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.

by brady and prez June 23, 2006