Definitions by bored child with list of phobias

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Odd and ironic name for the fear of long words.

Therapist: "Guy1.... im afraid you have, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Guy1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs to hide behind the desk an starts rocking in a back and forth motion*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by bored child with list of phobias September 7, 2007