bolton's definitions

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.

"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"

by Bolton October 1, 2003

wigan kebab

meat and potato pie in a barm cake

i'm starvin get us a couple of pies and pasty, no actually getus some wigan kebabs

by bolton February 9, 2005