bob's definitions

poof

one who takes pleasure in homosexuality

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick

by BOB October 30, 2003

lacrosse

lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!

BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again

by bob June 3, 2004

liberal

a word to describe people who actually think about what is right in american politics

i am liberal and proud of it

by bob April 17, 2005

Life

uh...i don't know

"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."

by bob June 18, 2003

bukaki

an ejaculation that spreads over the entire region of a person's face

davy's mom

by bob May 9, 2003

grow a set

A request for someone to grow a set of testicles, to stiffen up their spine, to get tough, to stand up for themselves, etc.

Your GF will not let you come over for a beer?!?! Dude, grow a set!

by bob March 4, 2004

Conor Oberst

The guy that belongs with Lexi

awe! That couple is so conor and Lexi

by Bob March 22, 2005